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12 Steps to Legal Beer Consumption
1.
Determine your Date of Birth (if you don't know it ask someone). MM/DD/YY
2.
Look at the last 2 digits (numbers) of the year you were born.
3.
If the a number smaller than 86 then you are of legal Illinois drinking
age. (You're IN!)
4.
If the number is bigger than 86 (like 87 or 89 maybe) then you will not
be able to buy or consume fine Miller products at the Sweet Corn
Festival.
5.
If the number is exactly 86 then look at the first 2 numbers of the
date.
6.
If those numbers are 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, or 06. Then you can drink
legally at the Sweet Corn Festival.
7.
If those first 2 numbers are 08, 09, 10, 11, or 12, you will have to
wait until next year.
8.
If that number was 07 then look at the middle 2 numbers.
9.
If those numbers are 14 or lower then you can drink at the Sweet Corn
Festival.
10.
If those numbers are 16 or higher then you will have to wait until next
year (bummer!)
11.
If those numbers are 14 or 15 then your birthday will happen during the
Sweet Corn Festival.
12.
Bring all your friends out and we will help you celebrate your birthday!
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