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Our 12 Steps to Legal Beer Consumption
1. Determine your Date of Birth (if you don't know it
ask someone). MM/DD/YY
2. Look at the last 2 digits (numbers) of the year you
were born.
3. If the number is smaller than 89 then you are of
legal Illinois drinking age. (You're IN!)
4. If the number is bigger than 89 (like 90 or 91 maybe)
then you will not be able to buy or consume fine Miller
products at the Sweet Corn Festival.
5. If the number is exactly 89 then look at the first 2
numbers of the date.
6. If those numbers are 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, or 06. Then
you can drink legally at the Sweet Corn Festival.
7. If those first 2 numbers are 08, 09, 10, 11, or 12,
you will have to wait until next year.
8. If that number was 07 then look at the middle 2
numbers.
9. If those numbers are 15 or lower then you can drink
at the Sweet Corn Festival.
10. If those numbers are 18 or higher then you will have
to wait until next year (bummer!)
11. If those numbers are 16 or 17 then your birthday
will happen during the Sweet Corn Festival.
12. Bring all your friends out and we will help you
celebrate your birthday!
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